This is my blog, there are many like it, but this one is mine.
My blog is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me, my blog is useless. Without my blog, I am useless. I must write my blog true. I must write more than my enemy who is trying to steal my page views. I must out write him before he out writes me. I will…
My blog and I know that what counts in war is not the page views we get, the prettiness of our images, nor the posts we make. We know that it is the words that count. We will be good with our words…
My blog is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its posts, its plugins, its posts and its pages. I will keep my blog clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will…
Before God, I swear this creed. My blog and I are the defenders of teh Interwebz. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until victory is our’s and there is no enemy, but words!